Lisa Simpson Quotes
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul."
Let's make out with boys! Binge and purge! Rock and roll!
I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks.
Okay people, we've hit penumbra. Brace yourself for umbra!
When you say it, it's not just in your head.
Marge Simpson Quotes
I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldn't.I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
Only your father could take a part-time job at a small town paper and wind up the target of international assassins.
Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV... Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you.
Bart, stop pestering Satan!
I didn't sacrifice my period for second place!
History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.
*about Bart* That boy failed show-and-tell but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes.
If someone did eat Bart's shorts they'd have a tummy-full of pocket garbage.