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If you're naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine!
You be good and I'll be bad, I'll give you the best thing, you ever had!
Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!
Most girls blush at dirty scenes in a movie, I laugh, because I know that I can do it better.
I'm not a bad girl I'm just a good girl that does bad things!
Some lick before they bite.
I told him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
Half the kids in this world came from saying yes to quick, and no not soon enough.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Stick's and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
Love is when you are in the back seat of your car and your feet are hanging out of the window and you aren't even ashamed.
You only live once, so do everything twice.
Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!
You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy?
Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. --- Sex In The City

Mean people suck... nice people swallow!
Love. Words can express it good, feelings can express it better. Hard pounding motions express it best.
We would lie there in my bed. Do you remember all those nights we never slept? No clothes, sweaty doing all the things I never thought I'd do. And I did them with you.

Can I pin you down like Nala did to Simba? ..Twice?