Homer Simpson Quotes
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.
I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
I have feelings too - like ''My stomach hurts'' or ''I'm going crazy!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Homer no function beer well without.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Bart Simpson Quotes
Eat my shorts!I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
Don't have a cow man!
Cool, I broke his brain!
Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding.