The Little Rascals Quotes (1994)
Darla: Why don't we have our picnic in your clubhouse? Alfalfa: Tomorrow? Tomorrow.. swimming day. Sure!
Darla: Oh Alfalfa, you're a sweetie poo!
*kisses*
Waldo: But, you miss are a rare rose in a garden of weeds. You have the sophistication of a woman of 12.
Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
Darla: Whoa, what a hunk! he's smoother than a baby's bottom and he smells better too!
Alfalfa: Why don't we swap? What's yours is mine and what's your is ours.
Darla: You know just what to say to take a girl's breath away!
Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it's a sneaker!
Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.
Darla: I was wrong about you Alfalfa. You're not embarrassed by a woman you love.
Alfalfa: Darla, would you thank me for it if I asked for a ....big wet one?
Darla: What?
Alfalfa: A kiss?
Darla: Okay
The Rascals: Oh man.. gross!
*bangs on door*
Alfalfa: Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Darla: Why Thank you, Alfalfa!
Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?
Buckwheat: Preeetty goood, pleading!
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
Darla: Why are boys such jerks?
Girl: You're not tinking about Alfalfa, are you?
Darla: Oh no, no, no, no way.
Twins: Are you sure?
Both: Why do they have to be so
...different?
Darla: Girls get along with each other.
Boys stand up for themselves.
Girls can.
Spanky: Boys take what's there's.
Darla: Boys won't lizten. Froggy: All they wanna do is talk.
Girl: They like to moon ya.
Buckwheat: No, we don't!
George "Spanky" McFarland: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
Stymie: We have buy some lumber.
Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?
Stymie: Wood!
Stymie: You know what they say, Wood doesn't grow on trees!
Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!
George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!
Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.
Gentleman: If you were my kids, I'd punish you!
Stymie: If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!
Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!
Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!
[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Alfalfa: Look!
[Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very fast]
Woim: I don't see nothin'.
Butch: Come on, you doink!
[they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa]
Buckwheat: Oh-tay.
Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Darla: his voice.. we think he makes me melt like a popsciple on the 4th of July.
Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Butch: Nice tan! Any last words?
Alfalfa: [waves nervously] Yeah, uh... see ya!
The Rascals: [singing] We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/ Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/ But we've got a plan to make some dough!
Darla: Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!
Alfalfa: [to Spanky] Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!
Stymie: You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
*at the same time*
George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
Alfalfa: Darn.